Holy Shit... and other random expressions

The Most Functional Word Well, it's SHIT...that's right!
Shit* may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:

You can get * -faced,
Be * out of luck,
or have * for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your * together,
Find a place for your * ,
Or be asked to * or get off the pot.
You can smoke * ,
buy * ,
sell * ,
lose * ,
find * ,
forget * ,
and tell others to eat * .

While others can't tell the difference between * and Shinola.

There are lucky * s,
dumb * s,
crazy * s,
And some people think they are The *

There is bull * ,
horse *
and chicken * .

You can throw *
sling * ,
catch * ,
shoot the * ,

You can give a *
Or serve * on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep *
Or be happier than a pig in * .

Some days are colder than * ,
some days are hotter than * ,
and some days are just plain * ty.

Some music sounds like * ,
things can look like * ,
and there are times when you feel like * .

You can have too much * ,
not enough * ,
the right * ,
the wrong *
or a lot of weird * .
You can carry * ,
have a mountain of * ,
or find yourself up * creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to *
and other times you fall in a bucket of * and come out smelling
like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your * , you don't need to know
anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a * .
Or not do so, If you don't give a * .