Voice Recognition Software Yelled At

NEW YORK—Fidelity Financial Services' Gwen Watson, 33, shouted angrily at her IBM ViaVoice Pro USB voice-recognition software, sources close to the human-resources administrator reported Monday. "No, not Gary Friedman! Barry Friedman, you stupid computer. BARRY!" Watson was heard to scream from her cubicle. "Jesus Christ, I could've typed it in a hundredth of the time." After another minute of yelling, Watson was further incensed upon looking at her screen, which read, "Barely Freedman you God ram plucking pizza ship."

My sister....

My sister... how do I describe this interesting person... she is a little bit crazy, a little bit demanding, and a general pain in the ass... but i still love her... and i love that she gave me a niece... Jackie... the light of my life... the only thing that keeps me sane in this insane world..... currently listining to: Etta James - At Last

ITS FRIDAY BAH GAWD... AND ITS PAY DAY TOO!

WELL WELL WELL... I MADE IT TO FRIDAY HOW BOUT THEM APPLES.. LETS SEE, PLANS FOR TODAY ARE TO DO AS LITTLE AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AT THE OFFICE, SINCE I RARELY GET A VACATION DAY..... WHAT SHOULD i DO ABOUT BOB? MY CHIHUAHUA... HE IS CONSTANTLY MESSING IN HIS HOUSE AND ITS GETTING ANNOYING NOW... I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE HIM UP TO THE SPCA BUT THAT WOULD BREAK MY NIECE'S HEART AND I DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THAT... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO... LAST NIGHT, STAYED UP WATCHING BASEBALL AGAIN AND MY FLORIDA MARLINS WON! WAHOO!!! NOW THEY GO BACK TO YUCKEE STADIUM WITH A 3-2 GAME LEAD... BUH BYE YANKS... YA'LL ARE GOING DOWN! I WONDER IF ANYONE IS READING THIS BLOG? I BET NOT... WITH THE MILLIIONS OF BLOGS OUT THERE...... OH YEAH I SAW A FUNNY NEWS STORY WHERE 'JESUS' WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING... ACTUALLY IT WAS JIM CAVEZIEL PLAYING JESUS IN MEL GIBSONS JESUS RELATED MOVIE 'THE PASSION'... I HATE BEING INTERRUPTED... AND I ALSO HATE STUPID PEOPLE WHO CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES FOR A MINUTE... OH JOE.. WHERE ARE MY FILES.. THEY WERE THERE YESTERDAY... BULLSHIT... GOD I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! Currently Listening to: Billy Joel