One more...

This is gettin kinda freaky... i've been keeping a semi regular blog... not posting every day mind you but when time allows... I've never been able to keep anything for more than a few weeks... this is a good thing... Lets see... Thursday, June 17th... I'll be out of the office tomorrow so no blog for Joe unless I decide to post from home... Life is OK so far... no lacking in the funding deparment.. although my credit card balance has shot up because of a few major purchases (among those my truck)... but i'm gonna quit using it and slowly bring that back down to normal.. My personal life is ok so far... no more into that cause people will read this shit and i dont want no one knowing wtf is going on.. more later... i'm out of time...

Holy Shit... and other random expressions

The Most Functional Word Well, it's SHIT...that's right!
Shit* may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:

You can get * -faced,
Be * out of luck,
or have * for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your * together,
Find a place for your * ,
Or be asked to * or get off the pot.
You can smoke * ,
buy * ,
sell * ,
lose * ,
find * ,
forget * ,
and tell others to eat * .

While others can't tell the difference between * and Shinola.

There are lucky * s,
dumb * s,
crazy * s,
And some people think they are The *

There is bull * ,
horse *
and chicken * .

You can throw *
sling * ,
catch * ,
shoot the * ,

You can give a *
Or serve * on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep *
Or be happier than a pig in * .

Some days are colder than * ,
some days are hotter than * ,
and some days are just plain * ty.

Some music sounds like * ,
things can look like * ,
and there are times when you feel like * .

You can have too much * ,
not enough * ,
the right * ,
the wrong *
or a lot of weird * .
You can carry * ,
have a mountain of * ,
or find yourself up * creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to *
and other times you fall in a bucket of * and come out smelling
like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your * , you don't need to know
anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a * .
Or not do so, If you don't give a * .