1/25/2010

9:53 PM January 25, 2010... 2010?? where are the space craft? where is Roy Scheider, where is Hal 9000?? all these things that were supposed to have happened by now havent... oh and there is the little thing that I STILL DONT HAVE A FUCKING REAL JOB... 12 MONTHS AND COUNTING AND I DONT HAVE A JOB this is fucking stupid ridiculous... I feel like so much less of a man.. I used to be able to provide for my family... now i havent done that for more than a year... do you understand how hard it is? I guess not... anyway... lets see what this 10th year of this new millenium brings.... I for one hope it brings love, prosperity, and peace of mind for me... because this is enough.. i've had enough... i want life back to normal.. whatever normal is...

12/10/2008

2008

started out sucky. ended really sucky that is all...

2008

Started shitty got ok.. got a new nephew jackie still loves me (my niece) ended shitty - lost my job

2008

3/25/2008

two years

two years since i last posted in this thing... wow....... glad i found it again...

10/23/2006

love

love is hard... hard to find, hard to work at, hard to be in, and you fall hard.....i read somewhere that love comes and goes... that its not constant... im tending to believe that... i hope i find someone else to love... the one i last loved turned out to be the wrong one... boy was she ever the wrong one...

5/15/2006

life and love

life and love suck major ass... especially in the last two months of my life. more when i feel like typing

12/02/2005

HOLY COW I FORGOT I HAD THIS

omg i forgot i had this thing... its been a while.... its almost Christmas... wow.... 2005 has flown... and here i am about to be 30... still single... thats a problem... needs to be rectified....hope to rectify after new year... hmm.. work sux as per usual... still not making enough... still spending more than i should... holy cow... and the world has gone to the shitter.. cops dying left and right... Dubya wont stop his quest to prove his daddy wrong and bring those kids home from the desert.. we aint found osama, we aint found zarqawi... all because it doesnt behoove the bush people to do so.. then they cant charge 3 dollars a gallon for gas... motherfuckrs... can you tell i hate politics?

5/13/2005

Bah Gawd King... That man is a HOSS!

Holy shiznit Batboy... hard to believe I havent posted on this thing in EONS... guess I got busy... Well still here at teh offis... Still hate Bush, still hate politics, but now I own a big screen TV and surround sound to go with it... so that much is fun. The WWE still sucks monkey balls, The NBA playoffs are goin on and my Mavs are still in em... whodathunkit? Baseball, and Football have been in front of congress testifyin bout steroids and how they been usin em for years.. Barry Bonds is a washed up crybaby, Ron Artest is a freak, who makes Dennis Rodman look like Miss Manners, shit, what else has gone on this year... This is the year of the missing white lady... several of them have been on the news, this last one with her cold feet and her prebooked trip, what a HO!.... I read somewhere that the TV news media is biased towards mexicans and blacks, what if it were some old mexican or black lady that was gonna get married and went missin, no one would give a rats ass thats what... Anyway, continuing the rant, Episode III is due out in a few days, that should be fun, They've re-made the Batman franchise with Christian Bale, looks ok, They're gonna re-do Superman with some unknown fool that looks ghey as hell in the new ghey looking super suit. They've cancelled Enterprise, no more Star Trek on TV at least for 5 years while these fokers get their heads outta their asses... Stargate and Farscape merged, sorta, with Ben Browder and Claudia Black becoming regulars on Stargate.... Battlestar Galactica Rocks MY FACE... Shit.. what else... oh yeah.. work sucks...

10/07/2004

Why should I care?

Why in the blue hell should I care? About your daughters , about your fucked up family about your retirement, about your lack of a sex life Why the fuck should I care... I guess i'm just a bit bitter today.. can you tell? Mt St Helens still has not gone kaboom... My friend in Seattle patiently awaits it to do so.... Why do we have to work for a living? Why on gods green earth do we have to work? We cant live in a utopian society where shit is free and people arent arguing like fucking children? This world is becoming more corrupt every day and its all because of the almighty motherfucking dollar. I mean goddamn crude oil is at $60 a barrell thats fucking ludicrous... some arab fuck is getting rich off the rest of the world. I dont get it. I am not a church going person but I think that the man upstairs was trying to tell us something with those 4 hurricanes that hit Florida. Dont know what but something..... Then you have entrepeneuring rich fuckers flying into space trying to get even richer to charge rich people 20 million a ride so they can commercialize space travel. Goddamnit! This world is going to shit and no one can see that. I wont even talk about the regime that we live under... the lying, hiding, bush regime... not even gonna go there... i wish kerry would win, just to shut dubya's redneck mouth. whatever... i'm done ranting....

10/06/2004

And now. for a Funny...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have producedenough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is producedto create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body.(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before itstarves to death. Creepy.(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head isattached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's headoff.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping thelength of a football field.(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life....quality overquantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handedpeople.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer..)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)

10/05/2004

Holy SHIT!!! TWO MONTHS WITHOUT POSTING!!!

damn, i really have been neglecting my duties as an internet-izen (that would be a citizen of the internet for those of you who have no clue). Its been a few months since I last wrote in this thing... things seem to be the same except that i'm in a bit of hot water at teh offise... seems they like to think i'm not doing my job (wonder what gave them that impression) Love life wise, i'm still in the shitter, the one i have eyes on, does not have eyes for me. I do have a bright spot thought, my favorite cousin in the world will be coming to stay with us for a few months. Bringing her moolah and traveling jones with her... Today was a particularly crappy day, had an office move, those are never fun, fortunately all went well. Looking forward to hitting the State Fair this weekend. We'll see how that goes...